On the road again

A) TV won't fit so teen rides in trunk
B) Model T crashes at auto show
C) Gator grins from atop back seat of car

B) is fake.

Two people in Tennessee were charged with reckless endangerment for having a teen ride around in the trunk of their Toyota Corolla (A), and a Texas state trooper found an alligator in a burglary suspect's car (C).
See which headline is fake.

There's gotta be a better way

A) Teens learn construction skills by building principal's house
B) 'Jesus' image creates stir at hospital
C) Love-struck hacker proposes using 'Bejeweled'

A) is fake.
An image of Jesus briefly appeared in a Florida hotel window (B), before, we can assume, moving on to meet his 4 o'clock tortilla appointment. And a New Jersey tech guy proposed to his girlfriend by reprogramming her favorite video game to display a "ring" and a marriage proposal on screen (C). She said yes.
See which headline is fake.

Kitchen confidential

A) Butter knife pulled from boy's head
B) Man sklorks down 420 oysters, wins
C) Beet sales up, thanks to "The Office"

C) is fake.
A Washington boy is recovering well after a butter knife thrown by an angry classmate (“I could see the handle of the butter knife, sticking out. That’s when I freaked out.”) (A), and a new champion was crowned at the Acme World Oyster Eating contest (B). See which headline is fake.

Household chores

A) Bull Mastiff carries out trash for owner
B) World's largest dishwasher can hold 1,000 plates
C) Man wears skirt to mow lawn, breaks law

B) is fake.
A Maryland dog is truly man's best friend (A), and a man who dons a very short skirt before mounting his riding mower is in trouble with the law.
See which headline is fake.

Prepare for global heartwarming

A) 75-year marriage started with a wrong number
B) Man finds 140k dollars on street, returns it
C) 'Squirrelman' to leave his tree for an RV

A) is fake.
A California man racked up some good karma by returning $140,000 to its rightful owner (B), and a man who has spent two years living in a city-owned tree has struck out on his own (C.
See which headline is fake.

Everyone just calm down

A) Baby with two faces worshipped as goddess
B) Strip club meetings criticized by women
C) Little Leaguers booed during award ceremony

C) is fake.

An infant girl with two faces -- two mouths, four eyes -- is seen by some Indians as a reincarnation of a Hindu goddess (A). And, for some reason, women are upset that some companies entertain business clients in strip clubs (B).
See which headline is fake.

Wild Turkey tales

A) Trooper tapes wild turkey brawl
B) Ambassador racks up 500 parking tickets
C) Drunk newlyweds tasered, jailed

B) is fake.
A Maine police officer fails to break up two sparring turkeys (A), and a young California couple start their married life with a tasering and a night in jail (C). No word on the involvement of Wild Turkey.
See which headline is fake.