Wild Turkey tales

A) Trooper tapes wild turkey brawl
B) Ambassador racks up 500 parking tickets
C) Drunk newlyweds tasered, jailed

B) is fake.
A Maine police officer fails to break up two sparring turkeys (A), and a young California couple start their married life with a tasering and a night in jail (C). No word on the involvement of Wild Turkey.
See which headline is fake.