On the road again

A) TV won't fit so teen rides in trunk
B) Model T crashes at auto show
C) Gator grins from atop back seat of car

B) is fake.

Two people in Tennessee were charged with reckless endangerment for having a teen ride around in the trunk of their Toyota Corolla (A), and a Texas state trooper found an alligator in a burglary suspect's car (C).
See which headline is fake.

You can quote me on that.

A) Neighbors 'outraged' over dog named Fidel
B) Pavarotti 'lip-synched last performance'
C) 'Car', 'bird' nose dive into harbor

A) is fake.
A killjoy conductor revealed that Pavarotti lip-synched his final performance of 'Nessun Dorma' (B), and entertainment-starved Australians gathered to watch decorated vehicles flop into Sydney Harbor (C).
See which headline is fake.

Things are looking up

A) Man declared dead feels 'pretty good'
B) Automotive fuel efficiency suddenly sexy
C) Gruesome murders give town a tourism boost

C) is fake.
An Oklahoma man who was declared brain dead was saved from organ harvesting after he moved his foot and hand (A). And gas-guzzling cars are finally going out of style (B).
See which headline is fake.