There's gotta be a better way

A) Teens learn construction skills by building principal's house
B) 'Jesus' image creates stir at hospital
C) Love-struck hacker proposes using 'Bejeweled'

A) is fake.
An image of Jesus briefly appeared in a Florida hotel window (B), before, we can assume, moving on to meet his 4 o'clock tortilla appointment. And a New Jersey tech guy proposed to his girlfriend by reprogramming her favorite video game to display a "ring" and a marriage proposal on screen (C). She said yes.
See which headline is fake.

Lessons in excess

A) Hundreds of cats found; woman arrested
B) 450-pound man barred from marathon
C) Girl's fiancé, 22, deemed too old for prom

B) is fake.
A ranch near Pittsburgh was discovered with way too many sick cats (A), and an Illinois high school junior has a fiance with way too many birthdays (C). See which headline is fake.