John Ritter's mom was at least 30 inches tall

A) 28-inch-tall mom gives birth to 18-inch baby
B) Scientists: Monkeys tired of bananas
C) Jury hears John Ritter's final message


The answer:
B) is fake.
The tiny mom (A) had a not-much-tinier baby, and the jury did listen to John Ritter (C).
See which headline is fake.

Special poop edition!

A) Junior high class prez expelled for saying "crap"
B) House full of feces, filth may be leveled
C) Newborn falls through train toilet onto tracks


The answer:
A) is fake.
That feces house may in fact be leveled. Miraculously, on every level, the baby is real real — and alive!
See which headline is fake.

But could the snake eat the bear?

A) Snake eats family dog as kids watch
B) Bear fends off honey thief
C) Teacher, on tape, rails at "stupid" 5-year-old


The answer:
B) is fake.
The snake (A) ate the dog, "in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics." The teacher (C) called the kids stupid-heads. See which headline is fake.