Household chores

A) Bull Mastiff carries out trash for owner
B) World's largest dishwasher can hold 1,000 plates
C) Man wears skirt to mow lawn, breaks law

B) is fake.
A Maryland dog is truly man's best friend (A), and a man who dons a very short skirt before mounting his riding mower is in trouble with the law.
See which headline is fake.