Scantily-clad youth

A) Latest trend for Hollywood kids: "baby thongs"
B) 176-lb beauty squashes stereotypes
C) Boy charged with sharing nude cell pics

A) is fake.
A heavyset young lady is entered in the Miss England beauty pageant (B). Also, kids these days (C).
See which headline is fake.

Family law

A) Cops: Mom brought baby to robbery
B) Grandma's Disney trip leads to kidnapping charge
C) Aunt charged in murder too obese for jail

B) is fake.
A young mom toted her baby along on an armed bank robbery (A), and a half-ton woman was charged with murder (C).
See which headline is fake.

Lessons in excess

A) Hundreds of cats found; woman arrested
B) 450-pound man barred from marathon
C) Girl's fiancé, 22, deemed too old for prom

B) is fake.
A ranch near Pittsburgh was discovered with way too many sick cats (A), and an Illinois high school junior has a fiance with way too many birthdays (C). See which headline is fake.