Bath time

A) "Sweat cure" is big for asthmatics
B) Salmonella stops town from showering
C) I (heart) mom, newborn kitty's fur says

A) is fake (seriously, don't try it).

A Colorado town can't bathe for a while (B), and an itty-bitty kitty's fur spells out a message of love for its conveniently named mom (C).
See which headline is fake.

Lessons in excess

A) Hundreds of cats found; woman arrested
B) 450-pound man barred from marathon
C) Girl's fiancé, 22, deemed too old for prom

B) is fake.
A ranch near Pittsburgh was discovered with way too many sick cats (A), and an Illinois high school junior has a fiance with way too many birthdays (C). See which headline is fake.

Animal planet

A) Toddler and puppy wander 80 miles from home
B) Town putting $5 bounty on stray cats
C) Dolphin rescues stranded whales

A) is fake.
An Iowa town is considering a kitty bounty (B). A New Zealand bottlenose (C) herded two pygmy sperm whales around a dangerous sandbar and out to sea. (Phew!) See which headline is fake.