Bath time

A) "Sweat cure" is big for asthmatics
B) Salmonella stops town from showering
C) I (heart) mom, newborn kitty's fur says

A) is fake (seriously, don't try it).

A Colorado town can't bathe for a while (B), and an itty-bitty kitty's fur spells out a message of love for its conveniently named mom (C).
See which headline is fake.