But could the snake eat the bear?

A) Snake eats family dog as kids watch
B) Bear fends off honey thief
C) Teacher, on tape, rails at "stupid" 5-year-old


The answer:
B) is fake.
The snake (A) ate the dog, "in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics." The teacher (C) called the kids stupid-heads. See which headline is fake.