John Ritter's mom was at least 30 inches tall

A) 28-inch-tall mom gives birth to 18-inch baby
B) Scientists: Monkeys tired of bananas
C) Jury hears John Ritter's final message


The answer:
B) is fake.
The tiny mom (A) had a not-much-tinier baby, and the jury did listen to John Ritter (C).
See which headline is fake.