Twice bitten, once shy

A) Rat bites woman on toilet
B) Boy, 3, bitten twice by rattlesnake
C) Man bites dog who attacked wife

"Man bites dog" (C) is fake.

A London woman was bitten by a rat (A), and a Texas boy was bitten by a snake (B).
See which headline is fake.

But could the snake eat the bear?

A) Snake eats family dog as kids watch
B) Bear fends off honey thief
C) Teacher, on tape, rails at "stupid" 5-year-old


The answer:
B) is fake.
The snake (A) ate the dog, "in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics." The teacher (C) called the kids stupid-heads. See which headline is fake.