First, take off your clothes

A) Family fills pool with orange juice
B) Potty school really gets 'em going
C) Naked man runs amok in grocery store

A) is fake.
Several hospitals around the country are offering toilet training classes (B) for recalcitrant tots. A drunk, naked Pennsylvania man went wild with a forklift in a grocery store (C). (Helpful second headline: "He wasn't wearing clothes.")
See which headline is fake.

Special poop edition!

A) Junior high class prez expelled for saying "crap"
B) House full of feces, filth may be leveled
C) Newborn falls through train toilet onto tracks


The answer:
A) is fake.
That feces house may in fact be leveled. Miraculously, on every level, the baby is real real — and alive!
See which headline is fake.