Household chores

A) Bull Mastiff carries out trash for owner
B) World's largest dishwasher can hold 1,000 plates
C) Man wears skirt to mow lawn, breaks law

B) is fake.
A Maryland dog is truly man's best friend (A), and a man who dons a very short skirt before mounting his riding mower is in trouble with the law.
See which headline is fake.

Prepare for global heartwarming

A) 75-year marriage started with a wrong number
B) Man finds 140k dollars on street, returns it
C) 'Squirrelman' to leave his tree for an RV

A) is fake.
A California man racked up some good karma by returning $140,000 to its rightful owner (B), and a man who has spent two years living in a city-owned tree has struck out on his own (C.
See which headline is fake.

Everyone just calm down

A) Baby with two faces worshipped as goddess
B) Strip club meetings criticized by women
C) Little Leaguers booed during award ceremony

C) is fake.

An infant girl with two faces -- two mouths, four eyes -- is seen by some Indians as a reincarnation of a Hindu goddess (A). And, for some reason, women are upset that some companies entertain business clients in strip clubs (B).
See which headline is fake.

Wild Turkey tales

A) Trooper tapes wild turkey brawl
B) Ambassador racks up 500 parking tickets
C) Drunk newlyweds tasered, jailed

B) is fake.
A Maine police officer fails to break up two sparring turkeys (A), and a young California couple start their married life with a tasering and a night in jail (C). No word on the involvement of Wild Turkey.
See which headline is fake.

You can quote me on that.

A) Neighbors 'outraged' over dog named Fidel
B) Pavarotti 'lip-synched last performance'
C) 'Car', 'bird' nose dive into harbor

A) is fake.
A killjoy conductor revealed that Pavarotti lip-synched his final performance of 'Nessun Dorma' (B), and entertainment-starved Australians gathered to watch decorated vehicles flop into Sydney Harbor (C).
See which headline is fake.

See you Monday!

Rare Dolphin is on vacation until Monday, April 7. Entertain yourselves with real headlines until then. See which headline is fake.

Neat tricks

A) Ballpark of Legos took 7 years to make
B) Twisty gator barrel rolls in cops' lasso
C) Memory champ recites "Harry Potter"

C) is fake.
A replica of Milwaukee's Miller Park includes lights and a retractable roof (A), and, in a story that just might not have made national news if a camera hadn't been present, a Florida alligator rolled around (B).
See which headline is fake.