Women's work

A) Woman faces fine for pink poodle
B) Woman orders coffee, gets barista's kidney
C) Woman smashes world hula-hooping record

C) is fake
A Denver woman dyed her dog (A) with beet juice and Kool-aid to raise awareness for breast cancer, and a generous Starbucks employee (B) donated a kidney to a longtime customer. See which headline is fake.

There oughta be a law

A) For this couple, 10th marriage is the charm
B) KKK vendor fights to sell his racist goods
C) Law to make tongue kissing minors a sex offense


A) is fake.
The Redneck Shop (B) in Laurens, South Carolina, is under threat of lawsuit for selling KKK robes and other supremacist must-haves. And, somewhat creepily, Virginia state legislators passed a law regarding pre-teen French-kissing habits (C).
See which headline is fake.

Man + Machine = Mixed Results

A) BBQ-turned-'Robocop' chases off bums
B) Pen factory opens in old pencil-factory site
C) Mom who power-washed tot turns self in


B) is fake.
There is a "barbecue smoker mounted on a three-wheeled scooter, and armed with an infrared camera, spotlight, loudspeaker and aluminum water cannon that shoots a stream of icy water about 20 feet" (A) in Atlanta, and an unwise Orlando mom (C) sprayed her poor kid at the car wash, yeah.
See which headline is fake.

It's a numbers game

A) 8% of Americans can't identify Lincoln
B) $6 million diamond is size of strawberry
C) 4-year-old drunk at school


A) is fake.
The fruit-size diamond (B) is real, and so is the tipsy tot (C). See which headline is fake.

That Seems Somehow Wrong edition

A) Model sues mom over jeans
B) Woman gives birth to identical in-vitro triplets
C) Pet rat's artwork sells for more than $3500


A) is fake
The babies (B) were born ; the rat (C) is an artist.
See which headline is fake.

When Pigs Fly edition

A) Soap fans: We want more of gay story
B) Clinton relaxes with beer, Ted Danson
C) Chess Grandmaster prefers Scrabble


C) is fake.
Soap fans (A) love the gays, and Hillary (B) loves Ted Danson. See which headline is fake.

You shouldn't be eating Gorton's anyway

A) "Look Who's Talking" baby is all grown up
B) Dog or robot chases loneliness away
C) Pills found in fish prompt Gorton's recall


A) is fake.
Dogs and robots (B) do make good companions, and a woman in New Freedom, PA, found pills (C) in her frozen fish.
See which headline is fake.